The Pulaski Pass

If you're driving along the 295 up near Oceanway, doing about 72 in the right lane, and someone flies past you at around 90, slams on their brakes, and then exits, you just got Pulaski Passed. This happens at both Alta and Pulaski, but it is more prevalent north bound for some reason. Normally, there is nobody directly behind you, so the passer could have obviously gotten into the right lane to exit, but waiting to get back to the manufactured home and twenty fenced-in pitbulls wasn't an option. Maybe the meth cooker was left on. Maybe the kids were left alone all day. Maybe the last 40oz bottle of Steel Reserve is being held at the liquor store.

I call it the Pulaski Pass because the Alta Pass doesn't sound as cool. Also, it's frustrating and kind of dangerous, but not as annoying as getting San Pabloed.