Take 1
Time
The name and commercials imply that you will spend around 5 minutes getting your oil changed. Other places advertise 15 minutes oil changes, but Take 5 takes it further. Even though I have a complicated vehicle, I have never seen anyone in-and-out of Take 5 in a mere 5 minutes. Generally, there's a line of 1-2 deep in each bay, which means you wait for maybe 10 minutes of one oil change, 15 minutes for the car in front of you, and then your 20-minute job. That's closer to Take 50, which is what I call it. It's better than the typical stealership of 3 hours, but definitely not 5. Not even close.
Take 2
Price
While $100 for a full-synthetic oil change isn't outlandish, it's basically double the cheap dealership specials. I know, those places want to do a free safety check of my vehicle and find a dozen problems to fix, but they are often half the price. That said, the real dealership for my car will charge about $150 and also try to sell me more stuff, so the price/time/hassle tradeoff isn't terrible at Take 5. However, one of the final straws at Take 5 was that I've had to buy my own oil filter four times over the years. When I looked back at the actual receipts, however, Take 5 only took money off my bill once when I was providing my own filter. The last time I was in, I confirmed three times with the guy that I was getting my coupon discount AND providing my own filter, and they still took an extra 5 from me.
Take 3
Laziness
I have a skid plate under my vehicle: basically a large piece of plastic bolted to the bottom of the car that protects the oil pan and a few other parts from chunks of truck tires or misplaced rocks. This piece of plastic is why my car takes 20 or 25 minutes for an oil change rather than 15. When I finally got around to doing my own oil change, I assumed these bolts would cost me a lot of time, but they didn't. Why? Apparently, Take 5 decided that the skid plate only needed 6 bolts to keep the plate up rather than the 20 put there by the manufacturer. Therefore, 2/3 of the bolts were missing. Yes, it still works and it's easier. No, I won't be replacing them. But it's still lazy, no doubt about it. They also sometimes wash my windshield, sometimes offer to reset oil light, sometimes check air pressure. But they always remember to try to sell me air filters, cabin air filters, and windshield wipers. I think one time a guy actually did the safety check to see if my lights were working properly, but he probably just remembered that from another place he had worked.
Take 4
Quality
Take 5 offers a Mobil 1 oil change for an extra charge over the house brand. Obviously, their own oil has worked in my car and hasn't caused problems, but if I can do a Mobil 1 oil change for 1/3 the price of their house brand, I'm probably better off. I also don't really know much about their filters or windshield wipers, but they are not going to be quite as good as what's available. Maybe they use something better than the cheapest Fram filter and maybe they don't. Take 5 has never forgotten to replace the oil cap or oil pan bolt, but half-assing the skid plate is indicative of the quality of work. If you are incapable of performing an oil change yourself, the quality at Take 5 is probably about the same as dozens of other places, but if you can buy the right oil, right filter, and wrench it all yourself, the quality will often be better. Also, I think JSO accused Take 5 of shoddy work, and I think that was more than missing skid plate fasteners.
Take 5
Store Variation
I generally liked my Jacksonville Take 5. An Antonio Banderas doppelganger works there, and it's fun imagining that it's really Antonio changing my oil. I wanted to stay in the system when I was in Wisconsin, so I took my car to three different Take 5s up there. They didn't have a record of me and two of them refused to work on my European car for fear of lawsuits. Another Jacksonville location did change my oil but also needed a filter that I probably didn't get credit for bringing.
Final Take
Learn to change your oil, do it regularly, and use the proper oil and filters. If you absolutely can't change your own oil or find a relative to do it for $20, then pretty much any place you choose will do the job and shouldn't void any warranties. If time is the main factor, then choose a Take 5, Valvoline, or Jiffy Lube location that has empty bays. If time doesn't matter, then sit in a dealership for a few hours to get the big discount. The main thing is to get the oil changed probably more often than recommended, since no matter how you get the oil change, it's way cheaper than the problems of not changing the oil.